Retired Sailor Jokes

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three kn... read more

An old sailor comes to shore for the last time, as he is retiring. He says goodbye to his crew and with his final pay check he decides to treat himself. Having been on the ship for many months with an all male crew, he decides to enlist the services of a prostitute. He pays her, and they head to a m... read more

A boy goes out fishing with his grandpa who is an old retired sailor, real rough around the edges kind of guy

While fishing grandpa pulls out a cigarette and lights it. The boy asks "can I have one?" And grandpa asks back "can you touch your pecker to your asshole?" The boy says "no" and gra... read more