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A police officer responding to a gunshot call called his police chief.

"We got an old lady who shot her husband for walking on the floor after she just mopped it," he reported.

"Have you arrested her?" the chief asked.

"Nope. The floor's still wet," he replied.

I was responding to another attorney's filing today but my heart wasn't in it.

You could say I was just going through the motions.

A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler.

A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler. After a while, the handler received a letter in the mail. It told her the spy has been compromised, but, before his capture, he'd snuck out some very important government secrets. He'd used the world's smallest memory card to co...

The Chief of Police died responding to people changing fonts on town signs

There we were, left sans-sheriff

What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?

Because women donโ€™t like premature evacuations

What do Classical Music enthusiasts have in common with Redditors responding to OP?

One comments about Yo-Yo Ma, the other about Yo Momma

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