UPJOKE

I am a recovering addict...

I was addicted to the hokey pokey...

But I turned myself around.

Being a recovering addict is hard. I find myself even struggling to reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers

I quit cold turkey

Why do recovering addicts make good bankers?

They have a lot of experience with withdrawals

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