A serbian politician goes to visit a greek politician
Serbian politician looks around greek politician's home amazed. He has a large 5 story house, many pools, a bar with several pool tables, very expensive drinks that date far back, more than 6 sport cars, there's beautiful women all around the house. Serbian is stunned, he asks "Hey friend, let me as...
Doctor: Sir, you’ve got a rare disease.
Guy: How rare?
Doc: Really rare.
Guy: What’s it called?
Doc: You choose.
Is it possible to get steak poisoning?
Yes, but it's really rare.
What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even!
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Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore
**EDIT** Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) Th...
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Bad News and REALLY Bad News
Guy goes to the doctor because things don't feel right. The doctor does test after test, then re-tests and consults a colleague who agrees with the diagnosis.
He calls the patient in and says, "I'm really sorry, but all I can offer is bad news and really bad news. What would you like first?...
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