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Me: Officer, why are you crying as you’re writing me a ticket?

Cop: It’s …a moving violation.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

We’re writing to you because you’ve violated copyright ...

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

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