I think we really need to lay off North Korea over their failed missile tests...

I think they're developing projectile dysfunction :(

Nurse walks into the doctors office and says: Doctor, there's a man here who says he's invisible.

Oh that's my pal Steve from the optics lab at DARPA. They're developing electromagnetic metamaterials to use in a cloaking device.

Tell him I can't see him now.

Attorney at law

Saying you're an attorney at law is like saying you're a software developer at programming or that you're a policeman at racism

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