A raw chicken strip dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day
Until then, it's just a pre-tender.
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A Psychologist once had a patient who masturbated with a raw chicken
He had a crippling addiction where he would masturbate with a raw chicken. This was really harming his social life and he became a recluse. His psychologist suggested he went cold turkey.
Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but...
Raw salmon doesn’t give you chickenella?
I must've eaten raw chicken when I named my kids
Because I ended up with Sam and Ella
(dad joke) What happened to the fish who ate raw chicken?
He got salmon-illa
How does raw chicken taste?
Fowl
I was trying to track down a man and a woman, so I set a trap, and baited it with raw chicken.
And that's how I got Sam and Ella.
Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone?
The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film.
My roommate is a very foxy woman
She regularly goes through the trash, she constantly eats all my eggs, and I once saw her eat a raw chicken.
Will & Quentin
There were two friends named Will and Quentin. Quentin hated his name so he went by the name Q. Both of these kids weren't nerds in any regard, but they were both ridiculed for their abnormalities. Will was 16 years old and still was only 5'2'' (a small height for a young man his age) and Q was hosp...
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