A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and ...
How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves?
She fell out of a tree.
A six-year-old girl runs into her backyard and sees her neighbor raking leaves...
She runs to him and says proudly “My mommy taught me all about politics today!”
“That’s great! So are you a Republican or a Democrat?” he asks.
“A demmycrat!”
“Why’s that?”
“Well, demmycrats believe in helping the poor. So they take some money from everyone and give it ...
Raking leaves sucks...
...but the alternative blows.
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One day Bill was out raking leaves when he saw a hearse drive by...
followed by a second hearse, followed by man solemnly walking a dog, and then a line of two hundred men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill questioned the man following the second hearse, “Who is that in the first hearse?”
The man replied, “My wife.”
Bill said, “I’m sorry. W...
A blonde is on break from college and needs some spending money...
...so she goes around town knocking on doors looking for work. She comes to a sizeable house in a wealthy neighborhood and knocks. An older gentleman answers. "Sir, I'm on college break and desperately need some extra money, are there any jobs you might need done around the house?" The man t...
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