A Blonde woman walked into a small Louisiana shoe store, and looked around at all of the footwear on display. After a few moments, a salesman walked over to her, and politely asked “Can I help you, ma’am?”
“Yes,” the blonde woman replied, “I’m interested in these alligator leather shoes.” Sh...
The roof job
Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over.
Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time.
It was nearing 5 PM and ...
Three boys have a discussion about whose dad is the fastest after school.
First boy: My dad is the fastest. Last week he bought a Porsche and it can drive faster than 300km/h.
Second boy: That’s nothing. My dad is a pilot in the military. His Jet flies faster than 1000km/h.
Third boy: Guys... My dad still is the fastest. He works for the government and his q...
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The guy who got a job at the pickle factory.
He came home from his first day and his wife asked him how it was. He said it was great, but he couldn't stop watching the pickle slicer. He knew it was wrong but he couldn't couldn't stop thinking about putting his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife thought that was a little bit weird.
Ti...
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