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Quitting Alcohol Jokes

Since quitting alcohol, my car has seen much fewer accidents.

Now I just need to encourage it to stop smoking.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You tell them you're quitting alcohol, they offer you free drinks.

You tell them you're vegan, they offer you steaks and hamburgers.

You tell them you have no sexual life and ... nobody bats an eye.

I am quitting alcohol for a month.

Sorry, that came out wrong
I am quitting. Alcohol for a month.

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