"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit ba...
How do you know your girlfriend is putting on weight?
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes......
A mom takes her daughter to the doctor
The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’...
So my girlfriend has been putting on weight. When I pointed it out she got all upset and told me I should support the "Big Girl Movement".
I'm really trying, but it's starting to hurt my back.
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A woman's been complaining to her husband about her weight...
She says "I've been putting on weight but my boobs haven't been growing!"
He goes and grabs some toilet paper and says "here, try rubbing this in your cleavage"
She looks at him puzzled and says "how is this going to help?"
He replies, "Well look what it's done to your ass!"
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