UPJOKE
catmeow

Purrfect Jokes

Just did some crunches while hugging my cat

Just trying to get purrfect abs

Why was the animal unhappy?

**Why was the dog unhappy?**

He had a ruff week..

**Why was the cat unhappy?**

His life wasn't purrfect.


**Why was the turtle unhappy?**

His brother was a shellout.


**Why was the crustacean unhappy?**

His mother's been a real crab lately.
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