I asked the doctor where I should put my pants during my prostate examination.
βOver there next to mine,β was not the answer I was expecting.
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I just had my first prostate examination
Worst dentist ever.
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Prostate examination [NSFW]
A guy goes into the medical center for a checkup. The nurse asks him if he's ever had a prostate exam before, and reassures him it's very straightforward and not to worry. Just go through into the next room, and the doctor will be with you shortly. So he goes into the room and starts undressing. ...
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Mike was undergoing his first prostate examination...
It was uncomfortable, but the doctor seemed like a professional. Still, Mike was nervous.
Doctor: It's normal to get an erection during a prostate exam
Mike: I don't have an erection
Doctor: I was talking about myself
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I went to see my Doctor yesterday for a prostate examination...
There was nothing to worry about, he gave me the thumbs up.
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The doctor told me it was perfectly normal to get an erection during a prostate examination.
But I just winced and hoped to hell he was going to keep it in his pants.
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I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital rectal exam".
"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.
The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an erection".
I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".
The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."
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I went for my prostate examination this morning.After inserting a finger into my arse and having a good feel around, the doctor looked at me and said,
"that should be my finger, not yours"
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Two neighbours go to the doctors checkup for the obligatory militairy service
They both hoped to be rejected, but are perfectly fine man. As he was about to enter the room, one neighbour said to the other: wait me out, I'm gonna be rejected.
So 10 minutes later the guy came out and guess what. Rejected.
"Rejected? For what?"
"I just shoved 100 bucks up ...
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The Pope's son
An actor and his wife are about to have a baby, but they realize that they can't afford to have a baby. They didn't want to go through the long process that is adoption. However, the pope was there at the same hospital getting a prostate examination. The actor has a plan, after the baby is born, the...
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It's always flattering when someone says "You've got a nice bum"
Except when you're having a prostate examination.
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