A property manager for an apartment complex dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter.
St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding."
So he chooses to check out hell first. He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and ...
A man is in court
(Long but worth it)
Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
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