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Prom Date Jokes

Prom Date

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge line there. He waits forever but eventually gets th...

A prom date

A guy asks out a girl on a prom date and she accepts, he later realises that he need basic prom stuff. He gos to a flower shop, but because its 2 days before prom, theres a long line, so he waits and waits and waits, and finally gets roses for his prom date. He then realises he needs a tuxedo to loo...

It's 1961 and Chuck knocks on his prom date's door.

Her dad opens it and invites him in.

"So, you're taking our Betty to her first prom?" he asks, sternly.

Chuck nervously stutters "y-yes sir."

"She'll be down in a sec. But let's have a chat while we wait."

Chuck slumps in the nearest chair, waiting for the inevitable tal...

What did my prom date say when she got to the ball?

*gh-Where-Gh-is-Ghagh-the-gh-second-gh-ball.

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A teenage boy shows up at his prom date's house for the big evening

The girl's father meets him at the door, and asks him into his den to have a chat. The father closes the door and explains to the teen that his daughter is very precious to him, and he doesn't want anything to happen to her.

As he finishes his sentence, he opens his gun case and pulls out ...

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The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music.

The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.

The cheerio wanted to go to prom with a honey nut cheerio

A plain Cheerio wanted his prom date to be a beautiful Honey Nut Cheerio, the Cheerio asks the Honey Nut Cheerio to the dance, the Honey Nut Cheerio rejects and says "I only date Honey Nut Cheerios". A farmer approaches the now saddened Cheerio and tells him "Do some work on my farm and I'll turn yo...

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