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Do you know why programers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

A programer walks into a bar

He orders 0 beers and the bartender says that he must order a positive number
He then orders -10 beers and the bartender says the same
He then orders 1000000 beers and the bartender says he must order a realistic amount of beers
The programmer then orders a toilet, and the bartender says th...

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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