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Playing Games Jokes

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My husband and son getting competitive while playing games.

Husband said" I fucked your mom"

to which the son replied" I have been deeper inside her than you'll ever be"

Why did the swine stop playing games with his friends?

Because he was boared.

I love playing games with my dad!

He’s really good at them, especially Hide-and-Seek.

He hid 18 years ago, and I haven’t found him yet.

As a kid I loved playing games during recess

But I drew a line at hopscotch

A student was playing games on his iPhone

A student was playing games on his iPhone, and a teacher caught him.

she yelled "knock it off"

the student took that advice to heart and founded Huawei

Why did Thor hate playing games?

Because he was a Thor loser

I was playing games on my pc and my cat kept jumping onto my desk.

I had to put him down.

A mother walks in on his son playing video games after school.

A mother walks in on her son playing video games after school. Frustrated that he was playing games instead of doing his homework she says, "Do you know who Issac Newton is?". The son, without taking his eyes off the TV screen replies, "No, who is he?" and without missing a beat the mother smirks an...

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Bass Solo

A couple goes to see a marriage counselor. They say their marriage is on the rocks because they never speak to each other.

The counselor tries to get them to talk, but they just sit there with their arms folded and their mouths closed. He tries playing games. He tries tricking them. Nothing h...

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