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Pizza Man Jokes

“Why was the pizza man so bad at telling jokes?

Because he always messed up the delivery.

A dumb guy calls to yell at the pizza man at his local shop.

“I got this pizza delivered and I specifically asked to have the pie cut into six slices. This pie is cut in eight slices!”



“What’s the big deal?” the pizza man wondered.



“There is no way I’ll be able to eat all these!” the man yelled.

A pizza man is delivering my pizza

I hear a knock on the door, so I say

"Who is it?"

The pizza guy replies

"The pizza delivery man"

I respond

"The pizza delivery man who?"

The pizza guy responds

"Come on kid! I have your pizza, and it's raining out here. Get the pizza already!"
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Porn is really ruining our children...

My son used to want to be a doctor or a lawyer, now only wants to grow up to be a pizza man.

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What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal after his stomach started to rumble?

Fuck sakes........I shouldn’t have eaten that pizza man.

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