UPJOKE

As I stared into the refrigerator I realized I was finally using my philosophy degree.

"Why am I here?"

What's the difference between a philosophy degree and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

My sister suddenly started sobbing talking about her job prospects with a philosophy degree.

I said, β€œAre you having an existential cry, sis?”

What do you call a monk with a philosophy degree?

A deep friar.

What's the difference between someone with an arts degree and a philosophy degree ?

The philosophy degree will ask why you want fries with that.

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