The Maid asked the master's wife for a pay raise!!
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”...
Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?
Because he is an upstanding man in his field.
Told my boss I wanted a pay raise, 3 other companies are after me!
He said "Oh yeah, which ones?"
I told him "the gas and electric company, the phone company and the credit card company"
A pastor asked his congregation for a raise...
A pastor's wife was pregnant, and he asked his congregation for a pay raise... they took a vote, and decided that every time a pastor had a child, their pay would be increased...
...after the preacher's 6th child, the congregation began to get uneasy about the pastor's high pay rate. They met...
So Roger Federer retired from his tennis career
He got bored so he started working as a waiter at a restaurant for fun. When he had to bring his first meal to a customer, he suddenly grabbed his tennis racket, threw the meal in the air and smacked it with his racket, against the wall. The customer freaked out. 'WHAT THE HELL!? I'M CALLING THE MAN...
A boss asked his employee what can be done to pick up the pace at work.
The employee said, "Remember that pay raise I asked for a couple months ago......."
4 big companies after me
John: Boss, I think you should give me a big pay raise, because I have four big companies that are after me. Boss: And what four companies would be after a guy like you? John: Well, light, gas, cable and telephone company!
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