* when she wants to take a bath, She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water
* I crashed into her for 15 minutes
* I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
* She farted in the pool and flooded New Orleans
* when she steps on a scale it yells, ...
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