Passed an auto parts store today and saw a sign that read, “Dead batteries, $1”
I thought, those should be free of charge.
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A guy walks into an auto-parts store...
He approaches the customer service counter and is greeted by a young, attractive female with golden blonde hair.
He says "I didn't expect to see such a young beautiful woman in a shop like this...what's your name?"
She points to her name-tag, and with a cute smile replies "Carmen. I c...
Yugo Humor
Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".
>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds? > >A: Push it off a cliff. > >Q: Why do Yugos have rear-win...
I got jumped by three black men downtown the other day...
They were quite polite the whole time they were jumping me. Even gave me directions to the nearest auto parts store so I could get a new car battery.
The new blonde waitress at the truck stop
A nasty and mean looking trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out ther...
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