Auto Parts Store Jokes - 3 Hilarious Auto Parts Store Jokes

I went into the Auto Parts store

I said:

"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."

The owner said:

"Sounds like a fair trade."

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Passed an auto parts store today and saw a sign that read, “Dead batteries, $1”

I thought, those should be free of charge.

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The new blonde waitress at the truck stop

A nasty and mean looking trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out ther...

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