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[OC] Why did the pirate say he had cute kitten bandaids?

“To treat me owies…”

The Juices of my Girlfriend

One day a friend of mine came over and opened our fridge. Surprised by the amount of different juices that were in the fridge, he asked: "What about all those bottles with weird names on it?"
Me replying: "Well, you see, my girlfriend collects all kinds of juices with bizarre properties and then ...

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