A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her.
Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.
But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, "Please forgive my behavior...
Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp.
He's inspecting the children who are all standing in uniforms in a straight line. He pulls one boy out of line.
"What is your name, boy?" asks Stalin.
"My name is Vovochka Karpov" answers the boy.
"So, tell me, Vovochka, who is your mother?"
"My mother is the Great Soviet...
I want to tell you a scoliosis joke.
but it’s completely out of line.
Electrician Joke
High Voltage Electrician: "This job sucks! We never have enough supplies!"
Boss: "You're out of line!"
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