They're out of order.

What does a toilet cubicle and this joke have in common?

However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order.

A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.

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The toilet on the train was out of order, so I had to sit there and hold it for half an hour.

A woman who was sat opposite, looked at me in disgust and asked "Is that a fucking poo in your hand?"

Out of order.

How does a time traveler tell jokes?

Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said "car wash out of order."

So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap.

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The ground floor toilets were out of order. So I had to use the ones on the floor above.

That was some next level shit

He always tells the jokes out of order

Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?

My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.

"I've cooked dinner," she screamed. "And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog."

"Woooah! That's bang out of order," I said. "It's not his fault!"

Somebody threw a rock at me with bgna written on it

That's bang out of order

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Man walks into a pub

Man walks into a pub orders a drink and goes straight to the jukebox puts money in nothing happens..he puts more money Nothing! Then gives it a push and a kick..(jukebox lights up) “GO AWAY YOU FAT BASTARD” in shock and confusion “who said that” the man says..”ME I DID GO AWAY YOU FAT BASTARD” the ...

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If World War One were a bar fight.

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recomm...

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A guy walks into a bar

He walks past a radio in the corner and as he does this he hears 'fuck off!' He looks around but no one is there.
He continues up to the bar and has a seat next to a bowl of peanuts feeling very confused and then he hears 'you look great today!' He looks around but the bars almost empty.
Now ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer from the bartender.

As the bartender goes to get the drink, the bowl of peanuts pipes up, "excellent choice, on the beer! A really great decision."

Thinking he is hearing things, the man goes to the bathroom to wash his face.

On his way there, the juke box yells at him, "a goddamn beer? Horrible choice. ...

I was unfairly dismissed today from my job as a fireworks coordinator

It was bang out of order.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer....

The barman says to the customer 'Sorry, I've got to change the barrel' and disappears into the back.

Whilst he's waiting the man notices a bowl of peanuts on the side and goes to take a handful. Just as he's about to grab them the peanuts suddenly start to speak, 'You're a handsome chap! Have...

Hey Redditors, how do you address a group of imbeciles?

Oh wait, I told that out of order.

How do you address a group of imbeciles?

A penguin goes into a pub...

At the bar the peanuts say:
"Nice tie Mr!"
In the toilets the condom machine says :
"You look stupid in that tie"
So he complains to the barman. The barman says :
"the peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order"

This was the best jo...

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There is a man at a bar, the place is packed and he seriously needs to take a. Shit.

He goes to the bathroom only to find it out of order. He decides to go upstairs to the employee bathroom, that bathroom to is out of service. He goes up once again and all he finds is a hole in the floor. He said what the hell and squats to do his business. When he’s done he walks back down to the b...

I was walking down the street the other day when a man jumped out in front of me and yelled "BNAG!"

I thought to myself "That's bang out of order"

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate

1 Lists

2 Irony

4 Numbers being out of order

5 Skipping numbers

F Inconsistency

7 Repetition

7 Repetition

8 Speling wurdz rong

9 DLC

10 Replying to your own comment

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