A man in an orange jumpsuit breaks into a nice house and ties the couple he finds in the bedroom up.
After tying them up, the husband watches as the man walks over and slowly kisses the wife’s neck, before standing up, walking into the bathroom, and closing the door.
The husband says to his wife, “Look at his jumpsuit - he must’ve just gotten out of prison. I saw how he kissed your neck - yo...
I was walking past a prison the other day, and
I saw a dwarf in an orange jumpsuit shimmying down the side of the building.
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little con descending.”
If you can't afford to pay taxes, the government will give you free food, housing, and healthcare. If you refuse to pay taxes, the government will give you free food, housing, and healthcare.
They'll even throw in an orange jumpsuit.
I was walking past the prison last night
When I saw this short man, no more than 5 feet tall, dressed in an orange jumpsuit climbing over the fence, escaping from the prison yard. As he was climbing down, he saw me and stuck out his tongue at me. I remember thinking, “That’s a little condescending.”
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Prison wives
There's a man who goes to prison. When he gets there the guards strip search him, de-louse him, and hand him a bright orange jumpsuit. Then he's escorted to his cell which already has one other occupant who happens to be quite a large strapping individual. The cell bars slam shut behind the new inma...
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