Whats the worst thing to hear during open heart surgery?
Anything
Going into open heart surgery
I asked the doctor how long am I going to be in the hospital??
He said, if all goes well, about a week... if it doesn't, about 30 minutes..
[credit: Rodney Dangerfield]
Once upon a time ...
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teach...
Hospital statistics
A recent study has identified the hospital operations with highest rate of mortality. In the United States it’s open heart surgery. In Australia it’s liver transplants. And in Russia it’s opening a window…
A cardiologist in a small town died
He was very well loved in the town, and every other doctor in the area came to his funeral. The doctor wanted to be cremated so there were a big red heart in one of the walls that open in half revealing a cremation oven behind and the casket was slowly entered into the oven through the open heart....
Hospital bill
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care ...
the story of jimmy the dumb student
there once was a boy named jimmy who studied in an elementary school in a small town in oklahoma,
this kid was so stupid he didn't understand anything at all, no one liked him, his teacher ms. dorothy always yelled at him: "jimmy you're gonna give me a heart attack!"
one day his mom c...
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An American doctor and a Cuban doctor are having drinks...
.. and bragging about how good they are in their fields.
The American doctor says "I can do a kidney transplant in 4 hours."
Cuban doctor says "I got you beat. I can do it in 3."
The American doctor says "I can do open heart surgery in less than 3 hours!"
Cuban doctor say...
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne.
A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Well," s...
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