Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!"
Half the world is burning right now.
*I hope you feel good about yourself.*
Smoky Bear: Only YOU can prevent wildfires!
Two guys are talking about TV commercials. One of them says, “So, I saw this commercial the other day where a bear dressed as park ranger said that only I could prevent wildfires.”
The other guy replies, “Why, that two-timing liar! The other day he told me that _I_ was the only one who coul...
Only you can prevent narcissism
...and if anyone tells you otherwise, they're just jealous!
Only you Darling
Girlfriend to her Boyfriend..... Girl: Darling how many girls have you slept with? Tell me honestly. Boy: Only you Darling. With all others, i was awake.
Only you
Famous playboy, Hugh Hefner, managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. One friar said, "Well if it was anyone else, we m...
Husband asks his Wife how many men have you slept with? Wife replies only you Darling.
All the rest managed to stay awake.
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