You Only Live Once Jokes - 5 Hilarious You Only Live Once Jokes

I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar

I figured what the hell you only live once.

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[NSFW] A 1500 Dollar blowjob

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”

“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.

“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No h...

What's one thing you'll never hear a Hindu say?

"Ah well, you only live once."

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Because yolo

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
"Why?"
"Because yolo"
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"You only live once"
"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
"What's that mean?"
"You're on your own."

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His wife left him.

A man lived a struggled life. He worked for every dollar, had a wife that never appreciated his efforts and never even had a chance to smile. His wife left him at 40, and he continued to work hard until retirement, struggling to build his savings. At retirement, he had enough saved to buy the fancy ...

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