One legged man

What does a one-legged man call karate?


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I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today...

He asked me to help him check his balance....

So I pushed the fucker over.

I saw a one legged man standing on the corner holding a sign that read “will work for food” so I did him a solid

And told him IHOP was hiring.

Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?

It was a stocking stuffer.

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I visited Australia this summer, I saw a a guy fucking a kangaroo and a one legged man jacking off in a bar.....

I asked the bartender, what's wrong with this place?

He said, "What do you mean what's wrong with this place?"

I said, "On the way over here I saw a guy fucking a kangaroo, and that one legged man is jacking off over there!"

The bartender said, "That man in the corner, poor fell...

What do you call a pirate without his fake leg?

A one legged man without a peg to stand on

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An Elderly British Couple Takes a Trip to Australia

After seeing the beaches and tourist attractions they decided to rent a car to go and see the Outback. They ask the man at the rental car counter if it's a pleasant drive, and he assures them that it is beautiful and they'll have a lovely time.

After several hours the couple storm into the r...

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A tourist is driving through the Australian outback

He turns a corner to see a guy having sex with a sheep on the roadside

Disgusted and shocked he sees a pub up the road and calls in.

As he enters he sees a one legged Australian masturbating against the bar.

"Dear God" he says to the barman.."This country is disgusting"
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