One Legged Man Jokes - 4 Hilarious One Legged Man Jokes

I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today...

He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the guy over.

One legged man

What does a one-legged man call karate?

Partial Arts

Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?

It was a stocking stuffer.

I saw a one legged man standing on the corner holding a sign that read “will work for food” so I did him a solid

And told him IHOP was hiring.

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