I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today...
He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the guy over.
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I visited Australia this summer, I saw a a guy fucking a kangaroo and a one legged man jacking off in a bar.....
I asked the bartender, what's wrong with this place?
He said, "What do you mean what's wrong with this place?"
I said, "On the way over here I saw a guy fucking a kangaroo, and that one legged man is jacking off over there!"
The bartender said, "That man in the corner, poor fell...
Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?
It was a stocking stuffer.
I saw a one legged man standing on the corner holding a sign that read “will work for food” so I did him a solid
And told him IHOP was hiring.
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