On A Scale Of 1 To Jokes - 9 Hilarious On A Scale Of 1 To Jokes

Doctor: How old are you on a scale of 1 to 8?

Kid: It stops at 8?

Doctor: It does for you.

Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doctor: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Doctor: "You have a month to live."

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to be rebellious?

My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100..

..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?

9 3/4

On a scale of 1 to Osama...

How good was the hiding spot?

On a Scale of 1 to Atlanta's Freeways...

How much is your life falling apart?

I asked my wife “on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?” And in a sassy tone, she said “11”.

I told her “Must be a pH scale cause you’re basic as hell.”

what do you think of the number 4?

you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?

stolen from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8

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