UPJOKE

I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work.

On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard.

Coffee Humor

At work this morning I was informed a coworkers Dad had died. Another co workers wife had a baby.
Later I saw my boss at the coffee pot. I said " just so you know Jeff's Dad died. On a lighter note Bill's wife had a baby. So we're at a net zero."

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