An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land,
and the leader of the captors said, "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."
The Englishman responds, "I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the ...
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The Staff Seargent
(Heard this a long time ago, and in another language. Not sure if has been posted before ! )
A staff sergeant was going out of state for work, and was suspicious of his wife.
So, the night before he is leaving. While his wife is a sleep. He places a razor blade in her vagina. ...
I'm writing a movie, its about an hour
FADE IN:
INT. CLOCK FACE - DAY
NARRATOR (V.O.) One Mississippi, two Mississippi....
I've only written the first two lines so far.
10 pints
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. "
The room is quiet and no one takes up ...
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