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Nvm Jokes

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Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side in an accident?

He's fucking dead... Oh wait nvm, he is all right.

You guys like jokes about nachos?

Nvm... It's too cheesy...

2020 presidential debate

Actually nvm jokes are supposed to be funny not sad

What do you call it when you rush to say a joke before you finish formulating the punchline in your head?

Wait don't click this post yet i'm thinking 1 sec

“Now son, I don’t want you to envy Emily, but...”

Nvm

What do Trump and the iPhone have in common?

NVM, we should never compare Apples to oranges.

Massive tip to avoid Coronavirus

Avoid social interact-

Oh wait... nvm

I don't understand why people get so mad when someone removes their own question from Stackoverflow...

nvm, I figured it out.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Oh wait nvm lol

My doctor said I had a problem

He said I had amnesia or ummmmmmmm nvm I forgot

- Homicide Department how can I help?

+ My mother-in-law please
- ... this is not how it works
+ Damn, ok nvm.

if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic

wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker

I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind

nvm it's not that good.

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Three boys pass by an old mans house

Three boys pass by an old mans house while he’s on the porch carrying chicken wire.

Old man: why do you kids have all that chicken wire?

Boys: we are going to catch some chickens.

Old man: that’s not how it works?!?

Three hours later the boys come walking back with chic...

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