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Number Eleven Jokes

I wanted to buy a large model of the number eleven thousand one hundred and eleven



But then I changed my mind as I realised it was going to cost me 5 big ones

A musician is hired to perform at a home for the elderly

When he arrives, there is a comedian already on the stage. The comedian says "Number seventeen!" And the crowd chuckles. Then he says "Number thirty-one!" The crowd laughs. Then he says "Number fourty-four!" And the crowd roars and claps.

The musician is naturally confused, so he asks t...

Why can't blondes dial 911?

They can't find the number eleven on the phone.

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Eleven shots of tequila...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. The bartender pours his a shot and the guy knocks it back immediately and asks for another. The bartender pours him another shot, and the guy knocks it back and asks for another......
After the tenth shot, the bartender says, "whoa, buddy w...

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