I wanted to buy a large model of the number eleven thousand one hundred and eleven
But then I changed my mind as I realised it was going to cost me 5 big ones
A musician is hired to perform at a home for the elderly
When he arrives, there is a comedian already on the stage. The comedian says "Number seventeen!" And the crowd chuckles. Then he says "Number thirty-one!" The crowd laughs. Then he says "Number fourty-four!" And the crowd roars and claps.
The musician is naturally confused, so he asks t...
Why can't blondes dial 911?
They can't find the number eleven on the phone.
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