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Number 11 Jokes

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Because there's another one.

My pen broke. I just tried to write number 11...

But two ones won't make it write

Three guys sit at a bar, and tell each other the same jokes again, and again on repeat.

One of them gets the idea to start numbering the jokes, so they don't have to repeat the entire joke, so for example, someone would say "number 6" and they would laugh at that joke. Then one of the guys says "number 11" and they all start laughing again. Shortly after, one of the men says "number 23...

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man writing to his insurance

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.  In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident.  You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient:

I am a bric...

Buzzfeed: "Top 20 reasons why you SHOULDN'T have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS"

"Number 11 will shock you!"

A man has some time off...

A man is told by his psychiatrist to have some time off so he decided to go off to Basque to spend some time with a family there to get away from it all. He spends a good few years there with a family with 10 children and enjoys himself tremendously. Feeling thoroughly relaxed and ready to go back t...

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