Why was Megatron not invited to the Republican convention?
Because Megatron was a trans-former.
To what party was āZā not invited?
The Not-Z Party
Why is the Mystery Inc not invited to the Halloween party?
They'll unmask everyone if they were invited!
Why is Medusa not invited to Pride?
Because she likes to Stone Gaze
I received a wedding invitation.
It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."
After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.
Why was Boy George not invited to any more orgies?
He comes and goes.
When asked about not being invited to McCain's funeral...
...Trump was heard to say, "Screw it. He's not invited to mine, either."
what did 16 say to 4 when
2 was not invited to 4's party?
Never forget your roots.
The entire neighborhood got together to discuss what to do about that crazy guy on our street ...
... I'm a bit annoyed that I was the only one not invited.
Marriage Invitation!
I received a marriage invitation. In the end was printed. " Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the marriage."
I read it again and again. Was getting confused...
Finally I came to the conclusion, that I am not invited. And therefore decided not to attend
If Ted Cruz loses, senators will throw a bipartisan going-away party.
Ted Cruz will be the only senator not invited.
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