Two old men are riding on a train in north London, when it stops at a station.
First Old Man: “Is this Wembley?”
Second Old Man: “No, it’s Thursday.”
First Old Man: “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”
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My 13 year old son was victim of a stabbing in North London.
Cradling his head on the cold, wet pavement I heard him mumble, "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. Get me a priest," "A priest?" I said. "We're not Catholic." "No," he cried. "But I don't want to die a virgin."
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