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No Sense Jokes

My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

My wife keeps telling me that I have no sense of empathy.

I have no idea why she feels that way.

What do you call a canine with no sense of direction?

A Where-wolf

My dog has no sense of humor

Every time I say “knock knock” he just starts barking.

my friends kept on insulting me saying I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my things and right.

My wife has NO sense of humor

I still thought "hi 'Drowning', I'm Dad!" was hilarious.

My friends say I have no sense of humour

I think they're joking

My mom has a rule that no friends are allowed at our house in November because of holidays. (It makes no sense.)

But she has a friend that she decided that she'll let over in November. My mom told her "You're an exception. You can come any time in November." So I said "Very poor choice of words." and her friend started dying of laughter, but I got grounded.

Man who has no sense of humor...

has a serious problem.

I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor

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Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.

Me : You've got to br kidding.
Scientist : This is no laughing matter.

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Islamic terrorists makes no sense . Commit suicide and might get 72 virgins ?

Become a Catholic priest and get them now

I’m dyslexic and have no sense of direction.

I don’t know my ears from my below

Perfume commercials make no sense

They have no relation to the program or chanel

A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.)

If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit?
Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie.

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The Nazis really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

All of this vegan activism just makes no sense.....

Normally they don't want no beef.

There's really no sense in being pessimistic...

It's not going to work, anyway.

A joke that makes no sense

Guy: I need to get back into shape

Guy’s friend: What kind of shape? A triangle?

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

Moody.

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All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Edit: alot of people moaning in the comments "this is a stupid joke, Trump did actually write some books so this makes no sense!?".

Look at the sub you are in, some of these posts you'll see will just be jokes. If you are the sn...

Someone told me I have no sense of humor

I don't get it

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

This is why people with no sense of humour, have a heightened sense of self-importance.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense

Refrigerator.

Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor?

He took everything literally

A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...

I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.

In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!

The Spanish assassin

There was once a hitman who was known for his skill and stealth. Nobody really knew his identity, except for the fact that he always used to count to three before shooting his victim.

One time, a mob leader wanted a hit on a rival leader, so he hired him. He said "I want the kill to be clean,...

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.

Dog sends a Telegram

A German Shepherd went to the telegram office, took out a blank form, and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

"But," the dog ...

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Did you hear the story about the guy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel, or taste?

It made no sense.

It's Christmas and the German Chancellor has a visit from a wish fairy. He has three wishes.

His first wish is that China declares war on Germany and sends its troops to the front by the shortest route.

The fairy is astonished, but complies with the wish. War is declared, but even after days no Chinese shows up.

The fairy now asks for the second wish. The chancellor wishes a s...

Tea-bagging people when they pass out is funny as hell

The other dentists at my surgery have no sense of humour.

An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium at the 1976 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony.

“Don't get me wrong" says the Englishman, "winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one's feet up and having a nice cup of tea".

"You Englishman" snorts the Frenchman, "you have no sense of romance. The greatest ple...

There was a cartographer that groped his coworker

No sense of boundaries

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