Every time I say “knock knock” he just starts barking.
My wife has NO sense of humor
I still thought "hi 'Drowning', I'm Dad!" was hilarious.
Man who has no sense of humor...
has a serious problem.
I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor
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Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.
Me : You've got to br kidding. Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
Someone told me I have no sense of humor
I don't get it
What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?
Moody.
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor?
He took everything literally
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.
Why don't the Germans find holocaust jokes funny?
Because they have no sense of humor.
A very old couple is seeking a divorce
The attorney asked: "How long have you been married?"
"60 years" the old man said. "61!" the old woman corrects him.
"Well why now? Why do you want a divorce"? asks the attorney.
"I've wanted a divorce for at least 50 years" says the old man. "I cannot stand this woman. Ne...
Once upon a time
in a far away land there was a noble king and his beautiful, pregnant wife. The king was much loved by his people, but he had an intensely jealous brother. Envious that the birth of the prince would mean he would never rule, the brother sought the help of an evil witch. The witch cursed the unborn c...
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I was looking to buy a truck
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to see how that new truck would "feel" before they become old. The salesperson was wearing a "Hillary for President" lapel pin and sat in the passenger seat next...
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