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Why doesn’t Robert Plant shop at Aldi?

No quarter

Why is a broken cash register like a pirate?

There was no quarter given.

Why did the medieval bank teller get fired?

He gave them no quarter

You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?

No quarters.

Why don't the guys from Led Zeppelin use parking meters?

Because they have No Quarter.

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