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Is it still considered Fisting if they have no fingers?

Really had me stumped the other day.

My friend asked me about getting fisted by a man with no fingers

Needless to say, I was stumped.

I was in bed with a girl the other night, and all of a sudden she yells "HEY, NO FINGERS UP THE ASS"

So I replied "well, it's my finger and my ass, you don't have a say in the matter, lady"

What do you call a judge with no fingers?

Justice Thumbs

A joke told to me by a doctor in a hospital elevator

What are the three rules of proctology?

>!1) Don't shake hands!<

>!2) No finger foods!<

>!3) Don't pick your nose!<

You know whatโ€™s pointless?

A hand with no fingers.

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