This is a really dumb joke but here it is. What do you call a person with no body and no nose
Nobody knows
Yeah this a really dumb joke plus I'm not that funny IK
An arm with no body crawls into a military recruiting station.
The sergeant looks on in amazement as the arm hops onto his desk, grabs a pen and writes;
“I’m here to enlist!”
“You can’t enlist, you’re just an arm!”
The arm quickly wraps itself around the sergeant’s neck and puts him into a submission hold; letting him go just before he pas...
A kid is born with no body...
So a child is born with no body or limbs, he's just a head. The doctor tells the parents that he seems to be in perfectly good health otherwise and after a few days in the hospital they all go home.
The kid grows up perfectly fine as just a head, and eventually reaches his 21st birthday, so ...
The boy born with no body
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The...
Three men entered a swimming race for people with disabilities. One of the three men had no arms, one had no legs, and the third was just a head with no body.
The three men got onto the starting blocks. The whistle blew, and they all jumped into the water. The armless man and the legless man started to swim to the other end of the pool, but the head with no body sank to the bottom.
It was a very close race, but the armless man won. But when he and ...
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
:Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of...
This kid was born with no neck and no body....
So, for his 21st birthday, his dad takes him to the local watering hole to celebrate.
"Give my son the best drink you can make", said the dad.
So, the boy consumed the drink, and a neck started to grow under his chin.
The father was amazed, and ordered a second drink for his son...
Sarah is a girl who was born with no body. No arms, no legs, not even a torso. Nothing below her neck.
In a major medical accomplishment, doctors develop a set of very small devices to function as her internal organs and install them in her neck. These keep her fully functional with exception of being able to walk or manipulate objects as if she had arms or legs.
Once she is released from the ...
My parents had me late in life so I never met any of my grandparents. No body was suprised about this
It was a four gone conclusion
A woman gave birth to a child who had no body.
Her son was just a head. When the child was eight years old, he would sit on the window sill everyday, watching the other kids play football. He would ask his mom everyday, "Can I play football with the other children?" His mom always had the same reply: "You can't play football because you don't ha...
The murder trial
I finished a murder trial, I was representing the defendant. The only defence I had was that there was no body found. I knew I was going to lose the case, so for my closing argument, I looked at my watch and I told the jury the victim is going to walk through that door in a minute. The entire jury l...
A boy is born without a body
A boy is born without a body and miraculously survives. Even though he has no body parts below the neck he manages to make it through high school and on his 18th birthday his father takes him out for his first drink.
The boy drinks his first beer and instantly grows a torso. In utter shock, t...
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?.....
.... Because they have no body to go with.
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