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Nine Hour Jokes

After years in jail, I finally managed to escape from it, and when I got home my wife said, "They announce your escape on TV nine hours ago. Where have you been and with who?"

I called the police and turned myself in.

On a scale from one to ten

is a bad way to spend nine hours.

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I heard Kayne West is said to be recovering well in hospital.

Especially after a nine hour operation to remove his head from his arsehole.

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...

Peter and David were lost in the Sahara, hungry and thirsty ...

When they found some men in their tents.

Happy, they went to ask for food and shelter.

An arab man asked them : what are your names?

Peter replied Peter, but David, in fear, replied Mohamed.

The arab man said: Well Peter, come with me i'll get you something to eat, and as...

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A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital..

A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you ...

Short comical narrative I wrote

The detective’s heels clicked on the cement steps as he approached the door. The deputy ducked under the police line behind him. He knocked and the door was slowly opened by the woman. The blue and red lights were reflected in her wet eyes.
“Mrs. Johnson?” He asked.
“Yes. . . ?” The wo...

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