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Night Stop Jokes

A man is on a journey through the rural countryside

On the first night of his journey, he stops at a farm and asks if he can spend the night. The farmer agrees, but tells the man he must sleep in the barn with his 18 sheep. The man does so and in the morning, the farmer asks the traveller how he feels. "I feel like wool. Wouldn't you feel like wo...

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Jim's wife recently left him so he goes to the bar to drowned out his sorrows.

He looks down the end of the bar and sees a woman crying. He thinks to himself "Misery deserves company." and goes over to talk. The woman doesn't want to get into her problems right away so Jim decides to talk about his own. "My wife left me after 20 years because she couldn't handle the kinky sex....

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