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Nice Guys Jokes

Y’all remember that saying “nice guys finish last”…

Well I spent my entire life being nice and haven’t finished last once 😒

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How many "friendzoned" nice guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just compliment it for hours and get pissed when it won't screw.

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To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed.

They always finish last.

Why do "nice guys" suck at Chess

They never protect the king, always the queen

“Nice guys finish last” is a good thing.

Women hate it when the guy finishes first.

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Nice guys always finish last.

Which makes us really good in bed. Come on ladies..give us a try.

Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're really nice guys.

“Nice Guys Finish Last”

Actually, they usually finish first. But if they’re truly nice, they’ll help you finish, too.

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Nice Guys Finish Last

I hate it when I am about to finish and as a gentlemen I ask: "Where do you want it?"

Then she tries to be all sexy and whispers seductively: "Anywhere you want."

Then all of a sudden she's blind and I'm an asshole.

Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar

They both insists they would hold the door for each others.

Dating a nice guy.

Sam: Your boyfriend seems real nice.

Alex: Yea, he's the best!

Sam: He seems a little TOO nice though, can't be all that exciting in the bedroom.

Alex: Not true, what they say about nice guys is true you know.

Sam: What's that?

Alex: Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.

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