Did you guys hear about the new museum opening in Paris for funky music?
It’s called the Grouvre.
I heard this joke at a new museum opening in DC, told by a five year old:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut ask me, it's a secret.
That kid has a bright future of dad jokes ahead of him
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The artist and the museum (long)
An artist is approached by a man who says he's to be the curator of a new museum dedicated to General George Custer and he wanted to hire the artist to paint a mural that was to be the centerpiece of the largest display.
The artist agrees and asks the curator if he had any particular subject...
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