What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.
That's Remarkable!
Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.
A new invention
An inventor walks into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. "Let's celebrate!" the inventor tells the bartender. "My latest invention is finally in production and will be on the market soon ... just in time for this crazy cold snap that is coming next week." "What is it?" the bartender asks. "It'...
New invention
I mixed lemons with grenades. I call it....lemonade.
My new invention
I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches...
Whatever you do, do NOT carry them in your back pocket...
My new invention has made me rich!!!
exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof
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A team of engineers are unveiling their new invention to a navy admiral
“So from what I can see, it appears to just be a normal submarine” the Admiral says.
“Quite far from it...” the lead engineer responds, “... while it may appear to be your standard submarine. It has quite the trick up it’s selves”
“Well what is it”, the Admiral says excitedly.
“...
I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex.
She decided to sleep on it...at my place.
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