UPJOKE

I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

I got a new deodorant today…

The instructions said “remove cap & push up bottom” I can barely walk but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

I went to buy a new deodorant

The assistant asked is it the ball type? No I said it’s for under my arms.

Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire?

It's for foul balls!

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